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Jackass Forever (2022)
In the cold, clear light of having not wanted to kill myself in four years, there are too many animal bits, none of which (bull aside) have a payoff half as good as the one with Ehren and the bear. Silence of the Lambs is improved in Best and Last by not cutting Bam, too.…
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Maddie’s Secret (2025)
I didn’t know until tonight that I was still in a headspace where I’d find myself reflexively cringing at portrayals of institutionalization. (I knew nothing about this movie ahead of time and literally joked about my week in a mental healthcare facility to my sister like 30 minutes before showtime.) I think more than the…
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1000 tapes 001: “You Know, For Kids?”
The Cannonball Run, The Hudsucker Proxy, ICP’s Strangle-Mania, Hulk Hogan’s 3 Ninjas movie, Charles Bronson, and the Wrath of Khan.
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last year I bought 1000 VHS tapes
…okay maybe not 1000 tapes. there’s definitely some DVDs.
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Takin’ her easy for all us sinners (The Big Lebowski, 1998)
He takes his losses and he takes his lumps, but life goes on until it doesn’t, and this is what The Dude abides. He isn’t just taking it easy for us sinners; he’s earned his rest.
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Once, I misquoted that song by the thermals
“Couldn’t you have repurposed one of your dead blogs?” Sure, but this domain was cheap. Music and movies, whenever I feel like it. Maybe I’ll throw up a link for folks to send music my way and maybe I won’t. “partlygarbage dot com” is what a musician is going to want to see in their…